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WHAT ARE SOME FUNNY NIGERIA ABBREVIATION?

Source: WhatsApp Groups

Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations and it caught my attention.
 Look at them .......

*NAIRA* - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

*PHCN* - Problem Has Changed Name

*HAUSA* - House Animals Using Seat of Authority

*APC* - Association of Past Criminals

*NYSC* - Now Your Struggles Continue

*PDP* - People Deceiving People.

*MTN* - Maintain Total Nonsense

*ABACHA* - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

*NEPA* - Never Expect Power Again

*BUHARI* - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

 Don't laugh alone.......Let others laugh with you.
 NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

*Na only for Naija e de happen o.....*

*Na only for Naija* you
 go see fish inside
 "MEAT PIE"..

*Na only for Naija* we
 dey count money after
 we withdraw am from
 ATM because we no
 even trust ATM
 machines.

*Na only for Naija*
 PHCN dey say:-Win a
 brand new GENERATOR
 if you pay your NEPA
 bill...

*Na only for Naija*
 people dey horn for
 traffic light make e
 quick change from Red
 to Green...

*Na only for Naija* Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for
 Naija, you no fit see am
 anywhere in d world...

*Na only for Naija* you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.

*Na only for Naija* you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense dey obey.

*Na only for Naija* you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..

*Na only for Naija* u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.

I salute Nigerians......
 Just laugh out DAT stress jhor
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